I will eat you

I Will Eat You is a quirky, hide-and-seek style multiplayer game with a charming low-poly art style and silly humor. Players alternate roles between humans trying to evade beasts and beasts hunting the humans. The game shines as a casual, quick-play experience, especially with friends, offering goofy mechanics like taunting the bear with music and a unique 'rabbit soccer' minigame. Developers are actively patching bugs, adding new content, and responding to community feedback, which has improved the experience over time. However, the game suffers from a small player base, leading to difficulties finding matches and server instability. Bugs, balance issues, and clunky controls occasionally disrupt gameplay, but many players find these tolerable or even amusing. The soundtrack is widely praised and considered a highlight that enhances the game's quirky charm. Overall, it is recommended for groups of friends seeking lighthearted fun rather than a polished, competitive experience.

Highlights

Players praise the game's fun and silly gameplay mechanics, especially the hide-and-seek style and unique features like 'rabbit soccer'. The charming low-poly graphics and quirky, catchy soundtrack are standout positives. The game encourages social play, with many noting it is best enjoyed with friends. Developers' active engagement and frequent updates contribute to ongoing improvements. The customization options and new content patches add to replayability. Despite some flaws, the game delivers enjoyable, lighthearted multiplayer sessions that keep players entertained.

Criticisms

Common criticisms include frequent bugs, glitches, and server instability that affect matchmaking and gameplay smoothness. Players report issues with lag, teleportation, and hitbox inconsistencies. The small player base makes finding online matches difficult, limiting the game's appeal. Some find the beast’s controls clunky and the balance between hunters and prey uneven, with certain abilities overpowered. Lack of objectives beyond taunting and hiding reduces depth. Requests for better matchmaking features, in-game chat, and more diverse abilities remain unfulfilled. Overall, the game feels underdeveloped and rough around the edges despite its potential.