Yohjo Simulator

Yohjo Simulator is a minimalistic physics sandbox game where players control a young schoolgirl named Yagi, roaming a small urban map. The game features basic mechanics such as running, jumping, and headbutting objects or NPCs, but lacks any clear objectives, storyline, or meaningful progression. The map is notably tiny, allowing players to explore it fully within minutes, and interaction is limited to pushing objects and knocking around NPCs. Despite being built on Unreal Engine 4 and having a quirky soundtrack, the game suffers from numerous technical issues including lag, bugs, crashes, and a lack of standard features like customizable controls or options menus. Many players feel it resembles a rushed or unfinished project, with some comparing it unfavorably to Goat Simulator but with far less content and polish. The game has been criticized for controversial and inappropriate content, as well as for its high price relative to the limited experience it offers. While a few find humor or novelty in its absurdity, the consensus is that it is not worth the full price and should be purchased only on heavy discount or not at all.

Highlights

Players appreciate the game's quirky concept of simulating a little girl with exaggerated ragdoll physics and the humorous, silly interactions such as headbutting NPCs that fly off. The soundtrack is often described as catchy and a positive aspect. Some enjoy the basic parkour mechanics and the unique, albeit small, open-world environment. The game supports controllers and features simple, straightforward controls once learned. Its novelty and meme-like nature provide brief entertainment for a niche audience. The use of Unreal Engine 4 is noted, and the game has a certain charm for those seeking a bizarre, non-serious sandbox experience.

Criticisms

Common criticisms include the extremely limited content with only one very small map and minimal interactive objects. The lack of any goals, storyline, or progression leads to a quickly repetitive and boring experience. Technical issues such as lag, bugs, crashes, and missing features like control customization and options menus frustrate players. The graphics are considered poor and the gameplay mechanics are often described as clunky or broken. Controversial and inappropriate content has sparked negative attention. Many reviews highlight the game as an unfinished or rushed product resembling a student project or tech demo. The price is viewed as too high given the lack of depth and polish.